NEWS FROM GABBY GRAYWHISKERS : jelly donuts

I love sitting on my front porch.  It gives me time to figure things out in this crazy world and offer my opinions on how to fix it.  Don’t really matter that nobody is setting with me to hear my words of wisdom ’cause I know damn well that even the President of these United States of America would say to me, “Now Gabby, that’s one helluva piece of good advice.  I’m gonna bring it up with my Cabinet.”

YessireeBob, we’d get some things accomplished, me and the Pres.  Why just for instance, how ’bout that dude from North Korea, whasisname?  Yeah, that’s right, Kim Dong Gone.  Now, there’s one ornery fellow.  That sunuvabitch tells it like it is.  If you don’t like it you can just tuck your head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye.  Makes you wonder, don’t it?  I mean, well, let me put it as delicately as I can.  Don’t it always seem that them boys with the biggest egos, the biggest penthouse, the biggest cars, the biggest line of bull…..and y’all know someone like this….don’t it seem that they might be compensating with all that tall talk for something that’s really, really little?

When me and my buddy was running big rig on the interstates and we heard a master-blaster CB radio shaking the ground for 20 miles around, and then when we passed that driver and looked over into his cab it was the littlest pipsqueak of a man behind the wheel jabbering on his big toy.  Just made sense.  Compensating for something small with a coast-to-coast radio.

Come to think of it, Trump fits that picture, don’t he?  Big talk, big house, big ego and little……oh Lordy, just don’t wanna go there.  We all know Melania didn’t marry the ole boy for his physique or looks.  Hell no, when she climbs atop that roll of jelly donuts all she thinks about is the divorce settlement.  Can’t blame her, I guess.  She played her ‘trump’ card the best she could.

Well, that’s enough trashing around for today.  C’mon set with me again sometime.  We’ll have coffee and jelly donuts.

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