Ever watch Randy Rainbow videos?  Folks, there’s something about that good ole boy just ain’t right.  Can’t put my finger on it, but that dude definitely don’t make poster child for normal, down home boy, next door kinda fella.  But gotta love him, he’s one of us.  No, buckaroos, not referring to bedtime activity, I’m talking about those of us who want to see Trump put in straps in his nursery playpen singing,

“This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy cried “wee wee wee” all the way home.”

Yeeeeeehaw