My New Year’s Resolutions
- To procrastinate as much as possible in doing the things that other people think I ought to do.
- To eat as much ice cream as I want today because in today’s social turmoil tomorrow could see dairy cows going on strike.
- To rest my muscles and watch TV from my recliner more frequently because the latest scientific studies prove that the theory of exercise is a conspiratorial hoax promoted by 1) Democrats, 2) Republicans, 3) Independents, 4)Libertarians, 5) idiots, 6) all of the above.
- To stop screaming at the TV while watching the day’s headline news and scream instead at my 1) neighbors, 2) significant other, 3) cat , 4) garbage man, 5) congressman. (Folks, there is only one correct answer here)
Yes, 2018 has been less than most of us wanted. 2019 could be worse. Buckle up and pay attention to the road signs. Let’s try our best to make it serene and prosperous.
WISHING EVERYBODY SUCCESS IN 2019
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