Robin & David

thanks to jokes.cc.com for the laughs

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
laughing emoji2“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.”
“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?”

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Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
Sing, and the hills will answer; Picture1.pngstep9 (2)
Sigh, it is lost on the air.
The echoes bound to a joyful sound,
But shrink from voicing care.
Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go.
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all.
There are none to decline your nectared wine,
But alone you must drink life’s gall.
Feast, and your halls are crowded;
Fast, and the world goes by.
love emojiSucceed and give, and it helps you live,
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls of pleasure
For a long and lordly train,
But one by one we must all file on
Through the narrow aisles of pain. Ella Wheeler Wilcox

5 comments

  1. justdrivewillyou · 19 Days Ago

    God, I miss Robin Williams.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Suze · 19 Days Ago

    I had never seen that one…still laughing!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. larrypaulbrown · 19 Days Ago

    Yeah, Robin Williams could make me laugh doing a funeral dirge.

    Like

  4. jilldennison · 19 Days Ago

    Thank you so much for the laughs, my friend! Much-needed and greatly appreciated!

    Liked by 1 person

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