Me and Larry, my creator, ain’t hitting it off too well lately. He thinks my English usage sucks and what he calls “irreverence” is inappropriate. Well, la-de-da Mr. Goody Two Shoes, life sucks and life is irreverent. There ain’t nothing about living in this world that follows any “life is grand” script. Of course I need to watch my Ps and Qs cause he could pull the plug on me and Gabby would be forever just another has-been wannabe writer.
Oh, I know. We all try to live with principles and ideals, but when a fella thinks about it, most folks don’t give a big whoop-de-do about those things. NosirreeBob. Most folks is out for themselves trying to get over on their neighbors and just looking at what’s in it for them. Gimme, gimme, gimmee. More, more, more.
Hell, look at the man America elected as President. Do you really think he gets up in the morning and thinks, “Now, what am I going to do for my fellow man today?”
Nope, it’s all about Donnie and lil Donnie and I ain’t talking about Donald Jr. YessirreeBob. That’s one self-indulging, lying, faithless piece of human flesh pretending to be somebody special. Makes ya wonder about all them folks that elected him. Do ya truly believe they love their fellow man? Hell no. Them fat-assed, bigoted, privileged, good ole white boys is just afraid of an America that ain’t run by other white boys exactly like em.
Well there, I’ve said it. Been festering in my mind for a long time. Go ahead, call me names, take away my birthday cause I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore. And good ole Larry can kiss my fatooty if he don’t like it. Oops….oh please, don’t unplug me.