Chinese ingenuity ?

So many of us have lived our lives placing unmerited value on the opinions of others while discrediting our personal truth and reality. Breaking the shackles of people-pleasing requires honest self-appraisal, a healthy dose of self-esteem, and an enormous commitment to self-realization.

A right-wing sanctioned, Limbaugh-inspired, home-spun supported, neighborhood-disseminated theory of the origins of covid-19 is that the Chinese government somehow is using this virus to gain control of financial markets and put the rest of the consuming laughing emoji3 world under their control. Thus, we suffering Americans are experiencing toilet paper shortages at our local stores.

Hurrah for the Chinese. They are thumping us where it hurts. Best way to win the trade wars is to force the world to use corn cobs in the loo. I can just imagine those tiny hands and smiling faces in Peking factories singing, “Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is.”

What’s that you say? “Larry, you’ve gone bonkers with all this social isolation, that’s the Alka Seltzer song.” Hmmmm, think about it for a moment – plop, plop, splash, splash, oh what a relief….

Sorry, folks. Rational thinking, truth and intelligence cannot counter the bull crap floating around my neighborhood (sorry, there I go again with this insane train of thought). Seriously, there is no relief to the stupidity to which some Americans will stoop to promote their conspiracy du-jour.